The Intelligent Stork Hypothesis vs. Sexual Intercourse

2008/04/18

Ben Stein famously declared his disdain for reality by hosting Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed to promote biblical creationism as the next great theory in biology to replace the irksome and elitist evolutionary synthesis.

His next project goes farther! The sex theory of reproduction must be abandoned and replaced with the bold new Intelligent Stork Theory. After all, it’s only fair that both sides of the debate are presented fairly to open-minded students.

Scientists are known to resort to their elitist intimidation tactics, but we must speak out and teach the controversy in the science classroom!

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One Response to “The Intelligent Stork Hypothesis vs. Sexual Intercourse”

  1. B.R. Says:

    I don’t know how to react to this. Yowsah!!!, is all I got.


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